Monday, 16 November 2009

everybody wants to be a cat

but sadly, I'm just a big twat.

I would like to get some confidence and sex and appeal and wear something a bit racy for a change instead of just spending my life in amusing jumpers, amusing myself and my cat.

Today I applied for work experience with the Cats Protection League, I know how pathetic I sound. Oh and incase you hadn't guessed, this jumper was from my Sue Ryder shop, £3.50. You can also buy ears like this as part of our New Goods range, they're now only 99p or 49p, I forget which, but anyway, you won't because you're not weird. Or five years old.

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