I must stress, I don't know these people, have nothing against them, in fact they are definitely more popular, 'cooler' and no doubt a lot happier than I am.
The crime I am referring to is this wearing of fisherman jumpers with a chain/several chains worn outside of the jumper, and in the worst cases accompanied by one of those seedy thin moustaches. The jumpers are ok, in fact I am guilty of selling many of them at my Sue Ryder sales. Facial hair is ok, I love moustaches. Chains are ok in a sort of Keith Richards way. But the combo is icky, like one of those seedy French or German boys from your old languages text books
i can name two of those offenders.
ReplyDeleteif patrick finds out you posted this, he's shy enough as it is i'm pretty sure he'll never come out again haha x
a) know no one reads this, esp no one you know and b) know that even if people you know did read my blog they wouldn't give a fig about what I write
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