I just watched this video made by my boyfriend, his brothers and their mate Josh. It is a bit out of season now but it gave me bare jokes. Kristusblod is their joke black metal side project.
And the lyrics go:
The cold winter moon
Eclipsing all light
Our master of the northern sky
From the frost, he rides
I am castle
Frozen snow pavilion
He comes but once a year
Do not blaspheme before him
The wolves of night we ride
My domain is filled with chocolate
I hope I've been a good boy this year
Who's eaten half of Stus chocolate orange?
Santa is my master
My stocking filled is present
The lord of kristmas
The lord of the snow
Castle of toys
Frostbitten beard
I have burnt my tongue
On a mince pie
Mum, it's too hot
Reindeer blood
He shall return next year
That made me cry with laughter, loving the bit where he's doing his hair in the mirror and the line about keyboards
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