too fast for love

Finishedddd reading Tommy Lee's autobiography, Tommyland. I still haven't read The Dirt of The Heroin Diaries but Tommyland was only a fiver on play and oh lordy I looove Mr Lee. Full of less tales of debauchery than either of the other Motley books (female ejaculation fetish and interjections from Tommy's willy aside) it is still a good read. I was suprised to read that Tommy is generally a monogamous man, whose desperation to start a family led to the breakdown of his first marriage (the blow job from a porno chick being the final nail in that coffin though, d'oh), and how as hot as Pammy and her mahoosive hooters is he dedicates more page space being entranced by her beautiful feet.

I loved to read about how passionate he is for his art, that primal lust of a drum beat and his pure Nicki Sixx bromance. Whenever I read these books though I feel sad that I can't have grown up in 70s/80s LA around that whole scene. It did worry me a bit in the chapter about tattoos when he said how painful getting your wrist done is. As I was getting my second tattoo done in two days time -on my wrist- and this guy is covered in tattoos, it was a bit disconcerting! Will do a pic of it when I'm back at my flat in London this weekend. Wayne's World fans stay tuned!

I have seen the Crue live twice and have gone for it 80s glam rock fancy dress stylee and I am so happy to have had those experiences cos they just don't make them like they used to. Next up will be Brian Johnson's autobiography, and then in September, in the same week Vince Neil and Steven Tyler's autobiographies come out. If I can't wait until then may see if I can get a deal on Steven Adler's book. I spent three years at uni reading 'real' books, bring on the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.*

Here are quite a few great pics of Tommy with both his wives (Heather and Pammy, not the 30 day married to Penthouse babe, that does not count, and she called his mum a cunt...) I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say come on Tommy and Pammy, happy ever after please. "We've only given it a try 800 times – 801, here we go..."




ahhh Tommy and his wives and his bandmates are all such babes, just get on google images and knock yourself out. One boob job please!


*this post makes me sound like an utter dickhead, well aware